Sunday, April 25, 2010

In Touch says Charlie Sheen is cheating with Angelina Tracy

According to In Touch magazine, lingerie model/escort Angelina Tracy and Charlie Sheen have been seen together. The Huffington Post reveals that it was not a normal shady rendezvous however. Brooke Mueller's husband – who’s going through rehab like she is right now – was spotted outside of Angelina Tracy's Studio City apartment wearing dark glasses, a hooded sweatshirt, and…wait for it… a fake mustache! These days, Charlie Sheen jokes write themselves. Just like all the payday loans no fax, they’re too easy.

An enabler: Angelina Tracy?

Rehab programs – at least those of the 12-step variety – typically do not advise patients like Charlie Sheen to date any person, Angelina Tracy integrated. They don't advise it until patients have things under control anything, which sprinting around in a fake mustache indicates Sheen obviously doesn't have things under control. Unhealthy relationships don't help with recovery, which contains anything that will exploit addictions or otherwise enable inappropriate behavior. All reports – including those from In Touch, a publication that isn’t officially a licensed therapist but plays one on glossy paper – claim that Sheen has been struggling ever since he was arrested for Christmas following Brooke Mueller’s 911 call. Clandestine rendezvous with $ 3,000/hour escorts while in rehab don’t indicate Charlie Sheen’s issues are clearing up any time soon.

Some nuggets from the In Touch Angelina Tracy/Charlie Sheen story

If Charlie Sheen wants to show Brooke Mueller that he’s “a changed man,” then he’ll have to bite the bullet, face reality and adhere to whatever fidelity cliche his Magic 8-ball of a conscience suggests. In Touch writes that “He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” and that he has been “sweet” to his estranged wife. However, Mueller has rightfully taken it all with a grain of salt. In other salty news Angelina Tracy (professional name: Nina) loves many salt on her margarita glass. But Charlie really shouldn’t be drinking non-virgin stuff these days, what with… ahem… rehab and all.

Sheen takes his shenanigans 100 proof – No virgins here

You’ve yourself a train wreck if you mix that with over proof libations. In Touch quotes someone who saw Sheen leaving Angelina Tracy’s apartment as saying that “He ran down to his car. … It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.” Sure he did. There are so many lives to wreck and so little time. Perhaps he’ll get it eventually and think of his kids, but do not count on it. Angelina Tracy and women like her are eating up that college fund, enabling the creation of yet one more dysfunctional wave of celebrity offspring.



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