Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Angelina Tracy cheating with Charlie Sheen says In Touch

According to In Touch magazine, lingerie model/escort Angelina Tracy and Charlie Sheen are seen together. The Huffington Post reveals, however, that it wasn't an average shady rendezvous. No, Brooke Mueller’s notorious husband – who’s going through rehab just like she is right now – was spotted outside Angelina Tracy’s Studio City apartment wearing a hooded sweatshirt, dark glasses and … wait for it … a fake porn-style mustache! Charlie Sheen jokes write themselves these days. They’re just too easy, just like no faxing payday loans.

An enabler: Angelina Tracy?

12 step variety rehab programs generally don't advise patients like Charlie Sheen to date anyone, including Angelina Tracy. They usually don't advise this until patients have things under control anyway, which Charlie sheen obviously isn't under control since he is running around in fake mustaches. Unhealthy relationships don't help recovery, and that would include anything that might exploit addictions or otherwise enable bad behavior. All reports – including those from In Touch, a publication that isn't officially licensed therapist but plays one on paper – claim that Sheen struggled ever since the Brook Mueller's 911 call at Christmas when he was arrested. Clandestine rendezvous with $3,000/hour escorts when continuing his rehab don't indicate that the issues of Sheen will be clearing up anytime soon.

Some nuggets from the In Touch Angelina Tracy/Charlie Sheen story

If Sheen wants to show Brooke that he has changed, then he can have to bite the bullet, face reality, and adhere to whichever fidelity cliche his conscience suggests. In Touch writes that “He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” and that he has been “sweet” to his estranged wife. However, Mueller has rightfully taken it all with a grain of salt. In other news, Angelina Tracy (professional name: Nina) might have love lots of salt on her margarita glass. But Charlie really shouldn’t be drinking non-virgin stuff these days, exactly what with… ahem… rehab and all.

Sheen takes his shenanigans 100 proof – No virgins here

You’ve yourself a train wreck if you mix that with over proof libations. In Touch quotes one person who saw Sheen leaving Angelina Tracy’s apartment as saying that “He ran down to his car. … It seemed like he wanted to leave as easily as possible.” I'm certain that he did. So many lives to wreck with so little time. Don't count on him getting it at some point and thinking of the kids. Angelina Tracy and women like her are eating up that college fund, enabling the creation of yet another dysfunctional wave of celebrity offspring.



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